... which wasn't any of the fics I planned before – I wrote a new one from scratch, because why not.

TCarnivored

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Comedy

Gabby and Gallus go on a quest to find something to eat. Unfortunately for them, citizens of Ponyville seem to have completely different ideas about food.

• Gore
• Fluttershy
• Granny Smith
• Flower Ponies
• Gabby
• Gallus

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Mildly amusing fact: the working short description was "Gabby looks for meat", but I realised in time how it sounded.

I do not like Donal Trump. But, you know what all of this bull shit i've seen on the news and such... It..it makes me sick but nothing NOTHING outrages me more then this!

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Whoops, I didn't make it in time.

It did spur me to come back so it's still a success in my book. I was working on a futa inflation fic but now I can be slower. Do some other stuff.

I'm thinking Exhibitionism over there. Exhibitionism over here. Great stuff. Oh yeah, Exhibitionism right on the left porch.

Would any of you be interested in a King Sombra story? It's from King Sombra's perspective upon returning a third time:

"Release me this instant, purple alicorn!" I shouted, struggling against my frozen bindings to the floor.

"How about you stay awhile and listen, King Smokey?" The dragon snarked back to me, crossing his claws in front of his chest and looking smug.

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I can't focus for fucking shit. It breaks my heart, in a first-world problem-y way. I have hundreds of ideas I want you guys to read, and no drive to write them down, or at least finish writing them down. Help?

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Ho, ho, ho

Merry Schismas!

And a happy time of holiday giving to all of the individuals of indiscriminate gender, race, and ethnicity!

Never say I'm not all-inclusive!

I got some new followers here, too, so welcome all aboard! I don't post fics often, but when I do I try my best. I hope you enjoy. I have some new fics on the way Soon™ that I'll blog about closer to the time.

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Ok so I was bored and decided to wander the webs. I found myself at a story generator website. I was curious and bored so I started putting half coherent random things into the boxes. This is what it came up with

In a cave there lived a sunny, shy pegasus named Fluttershy . Not a handsome sleepy, snowy cave, filled with swords and a feathery smell, nor yet a sunny, fragile, derelict cave with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a pegasus-cave, and that means romance.

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Yo podría ser un sucio gringo pero creció alrededor de muchos mexicanos

todavía no puedo hablar en Español Si mi vida dependiera de ello

As someone who's been in fandom for 25+ years, and witnessed no less than 2,500 ship wars in real time:

If we just declared all fictional characters bi/pan/takeyourpick up front (as opposed to waiting, y'know, half a decade), we could legit save enough human energy to perpetually power a small continent.

Like Australia.

Think about it.

We could power Australia.

oh my gosh

Or else it’s just the lull before second winter.

Anyway, I’ve been a bit behind on things as y’all surely have noticed, and gone partially radio silent over the last week or so.

I’ve had a lot on my plate.

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I want to do a writing livestream for everyone, working on Friendship is G.I., Waking Nightmares Remix Heart, and possibly other stories, as well. The objective would be to collect donations (via Paypal) to pay for my bills this month and my rent month, as well as providing content for everyone. What would be a good day for it? I have Twitch streaming set up, but I could look into Youtube as well.

What do people recommend?

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IT'S LITERALLY A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY ORDER LITERAL CUSTOMIZED PARTY CROWNS

LITERALLY

FUCKING LITERALLY

Really though, I keep writing and making chapters at like 2 in the morning I can't sleep please end my suffering existence is pain I can't sleep I can't sleep I can't sleep save me from the dark.

Nathanael 'Stanley Parable' Bandy every time.

• Spend all night last night trying to sleep: check.
• Fail to sleep because you were rudely woken up twice: check.
• Be moody because you're both ill and incredibly restless: check.
• Find it impossible to get comfortable: check.
• Stay up all night again to play DnD with friends: check.
• Finish game at 8AM: check.
• At around 9:40AM, get rudely woken up again: check.

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Okay, so my old charger finally died.
And my laptop has little power left.
I ordered another charger, but it won't be here until the 29th.
So, unless I find a spare charger, I won't be online for a few days.
Which means...
Hunters is going to be on hiatus until I get a new charger.

I'm really sorry about this. This story always seems to be own hiatus. I really would like to fix this come 2017.

But, until then. I'll catch you all later.

Why hello all you patient people!

You probably didn't notice *ahem* that the next chapter of Dashing Apples is taking longer than usual to write. But I'm trying my best to finish it! Trust me, it's harder than it looks to get all my ideas down.

(Those of you who HATE spoilers may not want to continue reading. You have been warned.)

But I do think you all deserve a treat for being so very patient for the next chapter, and so an excerpt from the next chapter twas included:

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